[Dr. Evil]

I grab a towel and make a dash for the door, but my feet are wet and down I go, sliding across the floor, nearly naked and dripping water everywhere.

Mods - please move this to Gunners Bar along with the appropriate pictures.

 

[Dr. Evil]

This was supposed to be about my kid not laughing, lol. The other two would have been laughing their butts off.

(The not okay part came today when I gashed my knee with a chisel. This is the third time I've cut myself with those stupid things, but at least this one didn't need stitches. Or maybe it did, but it's not getting them.)

Silly, you are only supposed to carve the turkey.