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Yesterday - I'm in a hurry, there's too much food to cook, the kids are fighting and I still need to shower. So I baste the turkey one more time, get the kids bundled up and send them outside and jump in the shower. About half-way through, I hear the kids pounding on the door, and I realize that in my haste, I forgot the turn the lock on the door and they're locked out. I grab a towel and make a dash for the door, but my feet are wet and down I go, sliding across the floor, nearly naked and dripping water everywhere.

My seven year old had come in through the garage door, and he's standing there with this funny look. I realize he's actually trying to decide whether to laugh or not. Then he says, "Well, I didn't expect that."

Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving!
 

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This was supposed to be about my kid not laughing, lol. The other two would have been laughing their butts off.

(The not okay part came today when I gashed my knee with a chisel. This is the third time I've cut myself with those stupid things, but at least this one didn't need stitches. Or maybe it did, but it's not getting them.)
 

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This was supposed to be about my kid not laughing, lol. The other two would have been laughing their butts off.

(The not okay part came today when I gashed my knee with a chisel. This is the third time I've cut myself with those stupid things, but at least this one didn't need stitches. Or maybe it did, but it's not getting them.)
Silly, you are only supposed to carve the turkey.
 

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This was supposed to be about my kid not laughing, lol. The other two would have been laughing their butts off.

(The not okay part came today when I gashed my knee with a chisel. This is the third time I've cut myself with those stupid things, but at least this one didn't need stitches. Or maybe it did, but it's not getting them.)
 

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Why do I have to be the one to say this.............Pic's or it didn't happen:p

Glad you are ok, sorry to hear about you knee. You might want to consider some form of protection for you legs so it doesn't happen a 4th time
 

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Oh, thank God there are no pics!!! At least, not of "the fall". I can post a picture of the knee tomorrow if anyone really wants to see it. ;)

Last two chisel accidents were hands, I still can't quite figure out how I got my knee. At least this one doesn't even hurt.
 

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Scars, something on your mind you wanna talk about? These last few.posts have a certian theme to them, can't put my finger on it though.
Sometimes it moves .. but if you go in a circle.. you can probably put your finger on it, over it.. etc..etc.
 

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This was supposed to be about my kid not laughing, lol. The other two would have been laughing their butts off.

(The not okay part came today when I gashed my knee with a chisel. This is the third time I've cut myself with those stupid things, but at least this one didn't need stitches. Or maybe it did, but it's not getting them.)
OUCH......:eek: Hope your ok...
 
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