[dsdmmat]

A lady beat her husband to death with a coffee mug. I am sure some of those down state Senators could come up with a reason to ban ceramic coffee mugs.

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[ChrisWNY]

I'm sure Chucky and Bloomie are all over it. No more coffee mugs in NYC...I recommend buying stock in styrofoam...

 

[AK68]

They'll ban ceramic coffee mugs along with 32 .oz sodas.

 

[cgrutt]

Read yesterday some Russian woman killed her neighbor with a bra. Now there's a ban that surely wouldn't be supported by the masses but I could see myself standing behind .

Sorry don't have link.

 

[dsdmmat]

We should licence Ceramic Coffee Mugs with the customary 6 month waiting time for background checks and Judges availability to sign. no more than 6 can be purchaced in a years time.

 

[NCNY]

My question is, if the coffee mug shattered into more than 10 pieces, will she be charged with possession of a high capacity coffee mug? Unless of course, it was a preban mug, and was marked "made in the USA." Cause you sure as Hell can not find one NOT made in China these days.

 

[Trekmtbr89]

they can't ban that coffee mug...it was pre-ban

 

[ChrisWNY]

Read yesterday some Russian woman killed her neighbor with a bra. Now there's a ban that surely wouldn't be supported by the masses but I could see myself standing behind .

Sorry don't have link.

They need to commit killings or beatings with pants and underwear next...

 

[eagleridge357]

Hmmm.....how bout those women who "kill" men with a look?
We'll have to make them wear "burpas" or whatever they are to cover their faces

 

[NCNY]

Hmmm.....how bout those women who "kill" men with a look?
We'll have to make them wear "burpas" or whatever they are to cover their faces

There are situations where covering a woman's face will not work. Such as:

 

[timmyp]

Now there's a ban that surely wouldn't be supported

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Best pun/play on words I've read on here yet. Well done.

 

[dsdmmat]

Better call Chucky and Nancy maybe we can get an asshalt coffee mug ban by the election to keep us safe from those crazy people ( veterans, retired police officers, train conductors, and scientist) with caffeine addictions.

 

[cgrutt]

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Best pun/play on words I've read on here yet. Well done.

Lol, I was going to go with "around the globe" but decided to keep it PG. Thanks!

 

[Lord Timelord]

It must have been one tough mug! Like a Battle Mug!

 

[eagleridge357]

There are situations where covering a woman's face will not work. Such as:

KIll me please!

 

[Darthgamer138]

We did learn something:

Bloomers owns a coffee pot factory. xD

 

[kgun12]

Stop she didn't mean it. She was going through a change of life, post pardom depression, that time of the month, or she is 50ish! We all know that they can't help themselves, besides it probably some white middleclass white guys fault!

 

[kuntryquesttsi]

Alright alright, I've been holding this in for a while.

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When are we going to ban the bible?
I see the bible used as a weapon more than a firearm.

 

[dsdmmat]

Alright alright, I've been holding this in for a while.

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When are we going to ban the bible?
I see the bible used as a weapon more than a firearm.

Why stop with the bible? All religions ( including science) have used their guide books as weapons from the beginning of time.

 

[kuntryquesttsi]

Why stop with the bible? All religions ( including science) have used their guide books as weapons from the beginning of time.

Its like a black hole thats going to bring this country down!!!
Oh wait...