Sweet a present ! In fact, I think she's on her way in with it right now. I immediately note, in regard to the clearly unintentional pointing of it at my skull, that I am slightly unnerved by her lack of basic precautionary gun safety. Well, no big deal, we'll just have to work on that when we take it out to the range.
Its easy peazzy. Put on your best dress, slap your best old spice on, turn on your A-game and go to your local bar and be the Alpha Male. If you dont screw it up, you will walk out the door with a woman like that. If all else fails, you can pay for a woman like that at your local titty bar. As an easy observation, damn I love young and firm! Or were you talking about the pea shooter...?