I did come back after a little while to finish reading the article (partly cuz I want to see what Darthgamer meant by his reaction to a gun the first time) and holy crap, he felt his dick swell? Really? What a professionally written article. Also taking the life of an imaginary threat gave him even more wood? Jesus, maybe HE should get rid of his guns, he sounds like a Holmes #2.
Not every gun owner gets a junk swelling rush every time they fire their weapon, I don't come home from a day of shooting and take my girlfriend on whatever hard surface I can find ASAP because of the rush from some plinking. This guys ignorance is staggering, I feel like I was just smacked with an Ignorance Bat, carved from the very biggest root pried off of the Ignorance Tree, which was sucking water directly from the Stream of Ignorance, the only known source of running Ignorance Water connected directly to the Ignorance Ocean, to keep its Ignorance Leaves nice and green.
He is NOT a gun owner - if having a piece of metal that is designed for nothing more then to fire a projectile at high velocities gives him a fuggin' hard on. Really? It's a piece of machinery, while everyone else is checking out Megan Fox in Transformers, the way this guy talks, he is prolly frantically beating it to Bumblebee.
I think he lied about the whole thing to be truthful with you, I think this is an article for the NAGGN (National Association of Gun Grabbin' Nazis) to point at and go "SEEEEE!!!!! Gun owners just get a hard on over their guns they don't actually USE them or anything!"
I have no words left to say that wouldn't get me banned, this man is just stupid, it really sucks that he has a computer and fingers to type with.