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O.k. Let's see what everyone has for joke's on obama. Let's keep it clean.
 

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Here's another: Trousers Sleeve Gesture Font Waist
 
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"The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. And I think 25-to-life would be a good start."
 
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A major freeway in California is named after the great Ronald Reagan. After he leaves office, Chicago should name a dead end after Barack Obama.

 
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Obama, Michele and Oprah were flying back after the election on a private jet. Oprah looks out the window and says you know I could throw $1,000 out there and make somebody really happy. Michelle says, I'd throw 10 $100 bills and make 10 people really happy. Obama says he'd throw 1,000 $1 bills and make 1,000 really happy.

Overhearing all this the pilot leans over to the co-pilot and says look at all those bigshots back there. I'd throw the three of them out there and make 60 million people very happy...
 
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now thats just scary !
 
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Why beer is better than obama: Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.
No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.
A beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the good times are gone.
Beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.
Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a long, long time
 
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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Obama re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
 
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Q: There are already U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency.
A: So Will Barak Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card.
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: The ink isn't dry yet.

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.
Q: What does Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
 
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