[ChrisWNY]

Woman glued to Walmart toilet seat in Monticello, Kentucky, police investigating

A woman visiting a Kentucky Walmart found herself in a sticky situation.

Monticello city officials said the woman went to use the store's bathroom when she realized she was stuck to the toilet seat. It was later determined the seat was covered in Super Glue.

The woman was stuck inside the restroom for nearly an hour. Now, police are investigating the incident.

"We're looking at it. Right now, I wouldn't be prepared to say which way it was -- accident or intention," said Monticello Police Deptment Chief Ralph Miniard.

Paramedics were on hand to help pull the woman off the seat. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked out.

This isn't the first time someone was glued to a toilet seat at Walmart.

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Hmmm...who "accidentally" spills super glue all over a toilet seat?? LOL.

 

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

Woman glued to Walmart toilet seat in Monticello, Kentucky, police investigating

Hmmm...who "accidentally" spills super glue all over a toilet seat?? LOL.

Who actually sits on a bare toilet seat in Walmart without putting down some TP????

 

[Temporaryscars]

I don't sit on public toilet seats at all. I'd rather download in my pants.

 

[ChrisWNY]

Both good points, but don't forget about the hover dump. Who says you actually have to sit on the seat? Just bomb away...

 

[Temporaryscars]

What if you miss?

 

[DystruktoBoi1]

What if you miss?

Unless you are the janitor, no worries XD

 

[Temporaryscars]

Lol. Got me there.

 

[NCNY]

Both good points, but don't forget about the hover dump. Who says you actually have to sit on the seat? Just bomb away...

That would require an A-6 Driver...CAUSE NOBODY ELSE COULD HIT THE WALMART TOILET!

(Slightly modified quote from Flight of the Intruder)

 

[cgrutt]

Who actually sits on a bare toilet seat in Walmart without putting down some TP????

Hmmm, how about the kind of people whose unemployment ran out so they glue themselves to the seat, cry for help, get their name in the paper and sue hoping for a big payout. Of course - don't know anything about what happened here, but I'd be curious to see how this plays out in the months ahead...

 

[Darthgamer138]

Call me a daredevil. I sit on public toilet seats and don't even think twice about it.

In other news, super glue dries in seconds so she put it on there herself. Case solved.

 

[zeroskin]

super glue also known as ca comes in many diffrent thicknesses

thin dries fast (like crazy glue) the same stuff is used in archery just (thickstyle) and only dries when an activator is used (activator is actualy just mist water .... so prankster plus thick ca plus fat sweaty ass in summer on toilet means it could be a prankster not the victim


it all depends on what type of ca it is (also easy for right person to learn)

 

[guygus3516]

Ha! I thought it was Monticello NY when I first saw it. Gotta love a good story.

 

[ChrisWNY]

Very true on the CA bit as summed up by zeroskin. Being into RC planes/heli's, I work with CA a lot, the foam safe stuff takes even longer to kick. I've seen that stuff stay wet for days on certain types of material, but it's also not going to weld an a$$ to a toilet seat in a matter of seconds. Globbed up thick CA will stay wet/tacky for a solid hour on a plastic toilet seat I would bet, and if it gets on skin, it kicks rapidly.

 

[Yodamage]

Both good points, but don't forget about the hover dump. Who says you actually have to sit on the seat? Just bomb away...

I prefer the upper decker when I lack home field advantage

 

[vargg]

what a great idea i think every 1 who shops at that god forsaken hellhole should get glue'd. thats funny i dont care who u are

 

[SleazyRider]

My wife has accused me of being glued to our toilet seat many times. It ain't funny.

 

[Darthgamer138]

thats funny i dont care who u are

Anybody that says this Larry the Cable Guy line should...nevermind.

 

[EnfieldGuy]

You know will will start all types of clowns doing this around the country.....

 

[ChrisWNY]

You know will will start all types of clowns doing this around the country.....

Always assume positive intent...perhaps the pranksters are simply hoping to fix the crack in everyone's a$$...

 

[NirvanaFan]

Always assume positive intent...perhaps the pranksters are simply hoping to fix the crack in everyone's a$$...

Can we glue people's mouths so **** doesn't come out of there too?