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Make terrorists eat bacon that is the reason they act so nuts, after a bunch of bacon I feel content and satisfied

Make the terrorists eat bacon I say that will calm them down so they don't do terrible things

Make terrorists eat bacon all crispy and fried

Make terrorists eat bacon and the light will go ding, ding, ding
 

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Who doesn't like bacon? Like in pulp fiction.

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherer Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mothering pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.
 

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I like the idea, but what about Christian terrorists? What can we make them eat?
I didn't differentiate between Christians and other terrorists ,bacon would calm them all down.
jim
 
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