^ LOL. Priceless on both. Poor Easter bunny just can't get ahead. He needs to learn to fly in a sleigh with a bunch of deer leading the charge. Delivering candy to all the little children on foot is just too much of a risky business these days. We can't be too surprised, pizza delivery guys have it hard enough being robbed and car jacked on numerous occasions.
Next thing we'll see is a bunch of photos of dead deer with ropes attached to large red sleighs...