We had a rule of "no jackets" in school, that is not to be worn to class, only kept in lockers, I have no idea why that rule was in effect but anyways.....
I had a flannel shirt type thing that had a zipper on it, I wasn't sure if it was a jacket or not it honestly looked more to me like someone took the buttons off a button up flannel and sewed a zipper into it, so here I am wearing it all day in school, no one bothers me, second to last period the room was a bit chilly so I zipped it up, the teacher heard the zipping noise and with an expression of I guess horror would be the word exclaims "IS THAT A JACKET??!?!?!?!?"
So here I am at 13 years old dragged into the hallway and interrogated by 3 or 4 teachers as to why I was wearing a jacket and what I was doing with it, so being confused as all hell and feeling pretty intimidated I went into ******* mode and proceeded to give them as much bull**** as I could right back, and the conversation ended up being why this shirt was considered a jacket, they told me it was because it had a zipper, and I said "So do my pants I'm I'm not taking them off you (derogatory term for a homosexual man)!" which is funny cuz all the teachers were female, anyway yea, big argument, a suspension and a permanent prejudice against any and all middle school/high school teachers all resulted because of basically a zipper.....