Quick lets ban birthdays! Can't you see how dangerous birthdays are? Everyone who has died has had a birthday in the past? And everyone alive today that has a birthday will die at some point! Clearly birthdays are the greatest undocumented killer of people today! Did you know that Hitler had a birthday? and not just one birthday, but multiple birthdays. No one needs multiple birthdays. Clearly something needs to be done. I propose a birthday registry as the first step. At the time of birth we must record the birth on and then enter into a government birth database. The parents of the child born will be issued a "birth" certificate thus proving they have registered their child, and the child will be issued a number, say a SSI# to show future employers they have been registered. Once everyone is registered, the Govt can use this database to track all criminals and solve all crime, due to the fact that the govt will know who everyone is, and where everyone works and resides at.