TO: Senator deLeon
FROM: Dimitrios Karras, CEO Ares Armor
SUBJ: SB808 and our combined hope to ban incantations of Evil Spirits
DATE: September 30, 2014Follow the 80-20 Rule
Governor Brown: "...I can't see how adding a serial number to a homemade gun will advance public safety"
Despite your fabulous hair, you have failed. If you would like a job as a Sales Manager, please submit an application in response to this correspondence. You are a far better salesman for "Ghost Guns" than you are an opponent.
The term "Ghost Gun" is fairly clever as well. You are a sharp cookie and I think you could have a bright future.
Sorry about your bill becoming applesauce. Perhaps you can introduce a bill next year that has less to do with Guns and more to do with Ghosts. We can both agree that evil spirits and those that summon them are a serious danger in our State. Incantations of witchery aside, if you need an exorcist, I will be more than happy to direct you to one! (I know people)
Thanks for all the support; you are truly a credit to society!