The mention of camels always reminds me of this:
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds. . . that I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked,
"Can you drive a truck?"