lmao!the mention of camels always reminds me of this:
Over five thousand years ago, moses said to the children of israel,
"pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you
to the promised land."
nearly 75 years ago,(when welfare was introduced) roosevelt said, "lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the
today, obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds. . . That i called a suicide hotline.
I had to press 1 for english.
I was connected to a call center in pakistan.
I told them i was suicidal.
They got excited and asked,
"can you drive a truck?"