Woman glued to Walmart toilet seat in Monticello, Kentucky, police investigating Hmmm...who "accidentally" spills super glue all over a toilet seat?? LOL.

Reason to go: Dropped gun fires in Walmart stall - KCTV 5 Geez...as if having "stage fright" wasn't bad enough, now you have to worry about getting your d**k shot off too.

WTF, can't even piss in peace on Christmas Eve! Man robbed in restroom at Victor movie theater | Democrat and Chronicle | democratandchronicle.com

OK - bizarre question, but unless you can find a single-occupancy restroom - kinda hard to stay concealed when your pants are around your ankles and your weapon is in plain view. What's the best way to handle this?