The Department of Homeland Security just bought 7,000 "assault weapons for personal defense".
--->DHS buys 7000 full-auto assault rifles, calls them 'personal defense weapons' | Press Releases
Then I found out about a shipment of signs going to the D.H.S. reading "Martial Law in effect"...
Lazio preps for gubernatorial bid
The Daily Politics reports Rick Lazio will formally announce he's running for Governor next week. Whoopie. Let's examine what he's got going for his campaign:
Strengths: He's not Rudy.
Weaknesses: He's Rick Lazio.
That about sums things up...