Monkey Fist

kilogulf59 · 12-02-2009, 09:54 AM

Would a healthy monkey fist be considered a weapon and does anyone carry one?

Say something like this...

RochPersDef · 12-02-2009, 11:57 AM

It could be argued as such. A cop would definitely go that route unless you could convince them that it really is a macrame ball on a string....

oatka · 12-02-2009, 01:14 PM

It could be concealing a hand grenade

What's next?

"Cops arrest 13 local teenagers at high school after finding them all to have illegal bracelets. more at 11."

JStarX7 · 12-02-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kilogulf59

Would a healthy monkey fist be considered a weapon and does anyone carry one?

Say something like this...

hehe, Monkey Fist makes me think you have a hand full of poo...

For those of us too lazy to Google right now, whiskey tango foxtrot is a Monkey Fist?

kennjen · 12-02-2009, 02:23 PM

I've made those in the past for fun and ended up using them for pull tabs....It's quite nice for that... I'm pretty sure that it would be classified in the same group as blackjack and such. It's really a single bearing ball blackjack.

New York Laws: Penal : (265.00 - 265.40) Firearms And Other Dangerous Weapons

§ 265.01 Criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree. A person is guilty of criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree when: (1) He possesses any firearm, electronic dart gun, electronic stun gun, gravity knife, switchblade knife, pilum ballistic knife, metal knuckle knife, cane sword, billy, blackjack, bludgeon, metal knuckles, chuka stick, sand bag, sandclub, wrist-brace type slingshot or slungshot, shirken or "Kung Fu star"; or (2) He possesses any dagger, dangerous knife, dirk, razor, stiletto, imitation pistol, or any other dangerous or deadly instrument or weapon with intent to use the same unlawfully against another;

Petrov · 12-02-2009, 02:34 PM

So NY state says we dont want to defend yourself.

kilogulf59 · 12-02-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JStarX7

hehe, Monkey Fist makes me think you have a hand full of poo...

For those of us too lazy to Google right now, whiskey tango foxtrot is a Monkey Fist?

A knot...

...and by the time you wrote that you could have Googled it.

JStarX7 · 12-02-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kilogulf59

A knot...

...and by the time you wrote that you could have Googled it.

My favorite Google definition:

Quote:

a symbol of solidarity among the hobo community.

I hereby demand you change your name to Hotel Oscar Bravo Oscar 59.

RalphXL · 12-02-2009, 08:58 PM

Ha. I used to make those in the Boy Scouts. They are handy when you need to through a rope over a branch.

RalphXL

mikecentola · 12-02-2009, 11:44 PM

i would get one just to tell people i have a monkey fist... and of course all the sexual innuendo jokes that go with that.

Tuller · 12-03-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mikecentola

i would get one just to tell people i have a monkey fist... and of course all the sexual innuendo jokes that go with that.

i had lunch delivered at work today....thai. the waitress name on the receipt was "pookie sexbomb". Turns out pookie sexbomb gave me a dirty spoon (for my soup). just thought i'd share, along the whole innuendo jokes line

Big_John · 12-03-2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuller

i had lunch delivered at work today....thai. the waitress name on the receipt was "pookie sexbomb". Turns out pookie sexbomb gave me a dirty spoon (for my soup). just thought i'd share, along the whole innuendo jokes line

I just love it when Pookie Sexbomb gives me a dirty spoon.

Tuller · 12-03-2009, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_John

I just love it when Pookie Sexbomb gives me a dirty spoon.

that was my thought exactly....just for kicks figured i may as well see if dirty spoon is on urbandictionary, sure enough:

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

HKfan7342 · 12-09-2009, 04:47 AM

oh the things we learn on the internet....

12-02-2009, 09:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
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mikecentola Administrator Join Date: May 2008 Location: Monroe Age: 28 Posts: 1,943	i would get one just to tell people i have a monkey fist... and of course all the sexual innuendo jokes that go with that. __________________ "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin www.mikecentola.com

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oatka Corporal Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Monroe Age: 36 Posts: 113	It could be concealing a hand grenade What's next? "Cops arrest 13 local teenagers at high school after finding them all to have illegal bracelets. more at 11."

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kennjen Corporal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Southern Rockland county Posts: 159	I've made those in the past for fun and ended up using them for pull tabs....It's quite nice for that... I'm pretty sure that it would be classified in the same group as blackjack and such. It's really a single bearing ball blackjack. New York Laws: Penal : (265.00 - 265.40) Firearms And Other Dangerous Weapons § 265.01 Criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree. A person is guilty of criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree when: (1) He possesses any firearm, electronic dart gun, electronic stun gun, gravity knife, switchblade knife, pilum ballistic knife, metal knuckle knife, cane sword, billy, blackjack, bludgeon, metal knuckles, chuka stick, sand bag, sandclub, wrist-brace type slingshot or slungshot, shirken or "Kung Fu star"; or (2) He possesses any dagger, dangerous knife, dirk, razor, stiletto, imitation pistol, or any other dangerous or deadly instrument or weapon with intent to use the same unlawfully against another;

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Petrov Sergeant Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Depew NY Posts: 375	So NY state says we dont want to defend yourself.

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