If You Had To Choose...

[Temporaryscars]

...between Obama as president in 2012 or Michael Bloomberg...and you HAD to vote...who would you choose?

PROTIP: Suicide is not an option.

[sr20sean]

Is Canada an option?

[Temporaryscars]

NO!


lol

[sr20sean]

Then what are our options?!? Both things listed look like motives.



ATTN US Gov't This is a JOKE. Please do not show up at my door and arrest me for this.

[Darthgamer138]

I came in here to SAY suicide...

[Temporaryscars]

To quote the AVGN;

"The choice is like standing in a pool full of piss all the way up to your neck, then somebody comes in with a bucket of **** to dump on your head. Do you duck down under the piss, or do you just stay up and take on the ****?"

[sr20sean]

Well piss is obviously cleaner.

[usmcveteran]

I voted Obama because if those were truly my only options and I had to choose then atleast obama cant get elected again.

[SRV1]

To quote the AVGN;

"The choice is like standing in a pool full of piss all the way up to your neck, then somebody comes in with a bucket of **** to dump on your head. Do you duck down under the piss, or do you just stay up and take on the ****?"

If you were smart enough you wouldn't be in a pool full of piss. My vote on the poll is neither. That should be everyone's answer. Stop voting for a-holes in office.

James

[Temporaryscars]

If you were smart enough you wouldn't be in a pool full of piss. My vote on the poll is neither. That should be everyone's answer. Stop voting for a-holes in office.

James

You have to vote. There's no alternative. VOTE!

If you don't vote, they both win.

[GROM]

Obama hands down

[Darthgamer138]

You could even add "Romney" in there as well and my answer would still be "none."

You have to vote! Why, will somebody put a gun to my head and force me to? In that case, I'll help him pull the trigger.

[Temporaryscars]

If you don't vote, they combine their powers and become BLOOMBAMATRON!

[SRV1]

You have to vote. There's no alternative. VOTE!

If you don't vote, they both win.

Their is an alternative, DO NOT VOTE! By voting you put them into office!! If you do not vote, they do not win!

[Temporaryscars]

...


...wait...are you being serious?

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

[Noodles]

PROTIP: Suicide is not an option.

How about homicide? Yeah, jail forever if you're lucky, but it's for the greater good.

[Darthgamer138]

How about homicide? Yeah, jail forever if you're lucky, but it's for the greater good.

I know right? Go to jail to get a little freedom!

I'll see you all in sing-sing. I'll bring the pruno and we'll party it up!

[SRV1]

...


...wait...are you being serious?

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Are you referring to me? Then yes, if not then yes.

James

[Degenret]

Since we're not being entirely serious, I vote for blowing up every polling place 8 hours before they open when no one is there.

[Sponty]

I would die before voting for either one.

[Darthgamer138]

You know I'm beginning to think not everyone has such high regard for our loving government officials!

[Bill]

Bloomturd hands down. Only because he pilots his own chopper and may not be able to see over the instruments well.

[minderasr]

I'd be sneaking across the border to Mexico. It's gotta be near empty by now!

[Temporaryscars]

[Temporaryscars]

BTW, I found a video of somebody who actually wants a Obama/Bloomberg ticket. The guy is ridiculous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0