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    Ok so all this bacon talk in here ..... heres something to do with your bacon grease .....

    How to Make Soap from Kitchen Grease
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    OMG. Only 3 bacon soap making days left til Smurfette day! Everybody, get movin on this. It would be so awesome and disgusting if I could make this soap into gun shaped soap.
    a boyfriend many moons ago made me bacon fat candles. He caught fireflies and then lit all these bacon candles. Yeah, it was steak and BJ day every day for him after that move.
    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette View Post
    OMG. Only 3 bacon soap making days left til Smurfette day! Everybody, get movin on this. It would be so awesome and disgusting if I could make this soap into gun shaped soap.
    a boyfriend many moons ago made me bacon fat candles. He caught fireflies and then lit all these bacon candles. Yeah, it was steak and BJ day every day for him after that move.
    Are you available these days? Haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PublicEnemy View Post
    Are you available these days? Haha!
    LOL. The burden of having to top that would be hard. No one has. A romantic dinner by firefly and bacon light? I laughed and it was romantic. It has to be a well timed plan, I *think* fireflies have a small window they are active for, maybe a week or 2? Luckily that window is my birthday.
    Men, go forth and get laid. Go catch your ladies some fireflies and light up the place. Bacon candles, purely optional.

    (added later) I just realized someone did top that in a non romantic way. 2 years in a row my friend suggested I wake her kids at midnight on my birthday and go firefly hunting. If of course, the kids wanted to. What child turns down a chance to be up late? We went to Mendon Ponds park and ran around like lunatics catching them in our jammies. We had every bottle and tupperware container we both owned. The second year they were ready, they slept in their clothes. That was a great way to celebrate my birthday.
    Last edited by Smurfette; 06-22-2011 at 11:23 PM. Reason: addendum
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